By Clarence “Pete” Hughes

1. The place everyone knows everyone.

2. The place one can charge their groceries and pay later.

3. The place when you go to visit grandma, it is in the paper.

4. The place everyone knows everyone’s car.

5. The place all know who is doing what, but read the paper to find out who got caught!

6. The place where all know who is “expecting.”

7. The place where everyone knows the dog of all families.

8. The place where all know those in the service.

9. The place all kids can be on the basketball team.

10. The place where every kid can be in the school play.

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